To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is