It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble