Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t