Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…