It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
