God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
There is no Status quo But there is Status
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…