You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb