In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

I will gladly suffer fools for love

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for