Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
Life is trying So Die trying
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
