I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–