Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego