They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
