Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type