Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

Life is trying So Die trying

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me