During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it