In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times