The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap