Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically