Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
