The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left