(2014)
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
