The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long