(2014)
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat