I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother