Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…