No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules