Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
My ego is too big
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
You keep the peace they get everything else
