We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end