Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then