A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes