You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
Time is relentless. Are you?
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
