Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again