The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…