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You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
My ego is too big
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…