You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes