All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it