As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–