I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
