Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us