The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose