Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

A being becomes human when you add meaning

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with