People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present