Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need