To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest