The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
I want what you want so I want a cow
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory