A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
