I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

100% of success is showing up on time

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Love may never win but love always ties

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands