In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come