All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
