They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief