You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
People are afraid of change so they change with the times