The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me